Smooth on spreads cleanly on toast. Crunchy PB makes it really hard to spread jam or especially jelly on the toast without just dropping giant gobs of it.

Raspberry. There’s only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!

blackcurrant

I gotta try this.

Have you never heard the difference between jam and jelly? It’s a real distinction. Jelly is basically jam with any pieces of the actual fruit filtered out for a smoother consistency.

Is it the name or the people that creeps you out?

Ok, but I’m an idiot with happy taste buds.

Oof, that’s a sobering realization.

This post is starting to make me think people say “strict” strictly as a euphemism.

What I think it means: The parents never bend the rules for their kids.

What it apparently means: The parents have anger problems.

The price is the price, yo

❤️🐶

Knowing is in the Biblical sense and comes after the entrance ceremonies!

I used to know a woman who would make up names like “North American yodel-hound” or “white-toed chipmunk dog” as the breed for her dogs.

I also think a collage of bumper stickers looks tacky. I wouldn’t condemn it in such strong terms as you used, however.

ABC. Always Be Closing.

A - set of steak knives

B - set of steak knives

C - set of steak knives

Aha! Today IS a good day to cook! Start chopping the veggies!

“proven science”

Vaccines are a good example here. Handwashing is another. We’ve had empirical proof on the latter since the 1850s, but it’s STILL super hit or miss whether people will bother :(

Yeah, that’s true. Writing alone isn’t enough for a good movie – I’m really just saying that it’s the most important element for me.

To me, not very important. Quality of writing ranks higher for me.

I don’t think a different voice can fix a bad movie. That being said, I can’t think of any actors whose voices I can’t stand.

OTOH, Brotherhood of the Wolf does come to mind here. It’s a French movie; I’ve watched both with subtitles and dubbed. The voice actor for the English dub doesn’t quite fit the character.

his gun

Is that a fact? Are you sure? Will you recant if it comes out that the police did, in fact, plant it?

Nitpick the lawyer’s phrasing all you like; it won’t actually change any of the facts of the case, whatever they may be. Myself, I’m not going to jump to “why bother having a trial? The police arrested him; he’s clearly guilty as sin” based on a Lemmy comment!

Singing samoyeds always make me feel a little happier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkeyV6lUwuU

I was on sertraline a while back. Like the other poster, it was a dramatic difference – like the broken part of my brain was put on mute. Suddenly, life didn’t seem so hopeless.