Don’t know how to describe it, but I love this a lot

Friends are the best medicine I’m finding.

Holy shit lmao

The hallway smile. Ughhhhh

If you’re storing your data as json on disk, you probably never cared about efficient storage anyway.

We’ve been saying that about Windows and Linux for forever.

Holy cow. I hope you are well now. Congrats on the weight loss all the same.

Too bad these facts don’t matter

This is a quotable classic. I think I’ll watch it again…

Wrong and the opposite of useful

Add some social-media related enhancements to these crimes that are being committed “for the vine.”

Damn, multiple spelling errors

It’s not like the first photo was high quality. Compression could have easily removed several standalone hairs. I just don’t think this is damning conspiracy evidence like you think it is.

It’s almost like hair grows

Same with App Store, right?

Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now We got a real jam goin’ down Welcome to the Space Jam Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright…

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam! Come on and slam, if you wanna jam!

Hey you, whatcha gonna do? Hey you, whatcha gonna do? Hey you, whatcha gonna do? Hey you, whatcha gonna do?

Party people in the house lets go It’s your boy “Jay Ski” a’ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what’s next To the jam, all in your face Wassup, just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM… Just work that body, work that body make sure you don’t hurt no body Get wild and lose your mind take this thing into over-time Hey DJ, TURN IT UP QCD gon’ burn it up C’mon y’all get on the floor so hey, let’s go a’ight

Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now We got a real jam goin’ down Welcome to the Space Jam Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright…

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We’re gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright…

C’mon it’s time to get hype say Whoop (there it is!) C’mon all the fellas say Whoop (there it is!) C’mon one time for the ladies say Whoop (there it is!) Now, all, the fellas say Whoop (there it is!) C’mon and run, baby run C’mon, c’mon, do it, run baby run Yeah, you wanna hoop… so shoot, baby shoot Yeah, it’s time to hoop… so shoot, baby shoot baby C’mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C’mon and slam, if you wanna jam C’mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C’mon and slam, if you wanna jam

Slam, Bam, Thank you ma’am, get on the floor and jam If you see me on the microphone, girl you got me in a zone (Move!) C’mon, C’mon and start the game (Move!) Break it down, tell me your name (Move!) We the team, I’m the coach (Move!) Let’s dance all night from coast to coast (Just slide!) Just slide, from left to right (Just slide!) Just slide, yourself enlight You see me, drop the bass, 3-1-1 all in your face (Jam on it!) Jam on it, let’s have some fun (Jam on it!) Jam on it, One on One You run the “O” and I run the “D”, so c’mon baby just jam for me

Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now We got a real jam goin’ down Welcome to the Space Jam Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright…

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We’re gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright…

Hey ladies! (Yeah!) Y’all ready to stop? (NO!) Y’all wanna know why? (Why?) Cuz it’s a Slam Jam!

Fellas! (Yeah) Y’all ready to stop? (NO!) Y’all wanna know why? (Why?) Yo, it’s time to Slam Jam!

Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now We got a real jam goin’ down Welcome to the Space Jam Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright…

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We’re gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright…

C’mon, everybody say “Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah” C’mon, c’mon, let me hear you say “Hey ey ey O” C’mon, c’mon, everybody “Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah” Just take the time to say “Hey ey ey O” Check it out, check it out Y’all ready for this? (You know it!) Nah… y’all ain’t ready! Y’all ready for this? (You know it!) C’mon, check it out, y’all ready to jam? (You know it!) Nah… I, I, I don’t think so Y’all ready to jam? (You know it!) C’mon!

If they actually like it then what the fuck is the problem?

Educate, don’t alienate.

That would be prohibitively expensive. Many are monitored, and they all include fire suppression systems.

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