If the picture is AI, it hits even harder.

Läuft bei uns über den Arbeitgeber, was wirklich sehr bequem ist.

Vor allem ist er halt wahrscheinlich irgendso ein Typ. Ich nehme an ein Brite. Hilft mir jetzt auch nicht weiter, wenn ich erfahre, dass er z.B. Toby Bumblesworth heißt, in Brighton aufgewachsen ist und heute in New York lebt.

Überhaupt müssten in Deutschland die vollkommen absurden Gesetze rund um künstliche Befruchtung reformiert werden. So wie es momentan ist, ist ja jeder, der es sich leisten kann, gut beraten die Prozedur im Ausland machen zu lassen. Allein die Regelung, dass nur drei gewonnene Eizellen pro Durchgang befruchtet werden dürfen senkt die Erfolgswahscheinlichkeit ja um einiges und führt zu unnötigen Belastungen für die betroffenen Frauen. Eine richtige Begründung dafür gibt es auch nicht.

Nicht, wenn er das Gewehr so hält.

Mit den Hengstdarstellungen und der Birkenrinde ähnlich dem Keltenfürsten von Hochdorf - ist ja auch die gleiche Gegend und Zeit.

It’s really funny how sci fi authors were able to accurately predict what would go wrong since at least the 1950s. https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/29579

Company scrip that can’t even be exchanged for overpriced products? Exactly what we needed in this dystopian timeline.

Well, if you’re like me it’s because all your ancestors 15 generations back all sat in the same small region and probably never came close to meeting anyone from Ireland.

Well, he kind of did - after Orbán threatened to invade Ukraine.

You don’t have to be in the government for that. Just join any party and work your way halfway up.

Some teachers have no idea about things and still try to teach them. They aren’t different from other people there.

We were taught a lot of stupid shit in elementary school, because the teacher was a crank and proud of it. I remember vividly how he tried to explain the density anomaly of water (to ten year olds) by saying that atoms in solid objects move faster than in liquids and therefore need more space. I didn’t believe one word of it.

The only thing that is proven that legalization without sensible legalization of supply doesn’t help fight the black market. And there was not mutch doubt about that.

many federal states have none or single digit numbers

As far as I know, Bavaria has none. My local newspaper recently ran a full-page article concluding that the official goal seems to financially destroy everyone who tries to start a club. The permissions are granted and then, after money was invested, material purchased and everything is set up, they close the clubs down again through abuse of zoning regulations or environemntal laws.

Verwecheslt man leicht, ist aber Lebenszeitbetrug.

Muss ich gleich morgen der Kollegin erzählen, die sich gerade einen neuen Thermomix gekauft hat.

You don’t need to be related to any Spanish or Scandinavian people to have similar markers. MyHeritage marked me with 35% DNA from the British Isles, but many people in my specific region of Germany seem to have the same. So they are just markers that are very common in some areas, but they can also appear elsewhere. Funnily enough, I have a relative with a British father and she has no British DNA markers.

Das kann man auch anders sehen: Es ist ein direktes Geldgeschenk an die Unternehmen, die Trump gesponsort haben. Dies haben sich die Zölle durch höhere Preise von den Bürgern bezahlen lassen und bekommen sie jetzt nochmal aus Steuermitteln (also nochmal vom Bürger) obendrauf.

This not how the blog post the article is based on reads. It’s so far off you could call it a lie.

(https://www.ecb.europa.eu/press/blog/date/2026/html/ecb.blog20260304~d9e34fc95f.pt.html)

As things stand, based on firms’ overall hiring plans, investment in and the intensive use of AI are not ** yet ** replacing jobs.

So how can we square our findings with some of the gloomier studies? The literature on AI and employment yields mixed results, owing to variations in the time horizons over which the effects are likely to be felt, the geographical areas covered and the research topics explored.

It’s a pro-AI article, so it’s not ironic at all, but rather fitting.