Preparing for the future? What’s the opposite of nominative determinism?

Well that deescalated quickly

Everyone knows large-dollar donors always have more popular opinions, and they’re always right, anyway. Otherwise where would they get all those large dollars?

Is this loss

MS software also doesn’t play nice with virtual desktops. Opening excel files or answering teams calls yanks you all over your workflow.

Alas, working an Excel job in a non-tech field, I fear I will suffer Windows the rest of my working life ☠️

Bite my shiny metal ass

The best and brightest of Long Island and New Jersey.

Me in Halo 3

What’s a country with 0?

why is there a salami in his gameboy

I’m still confused as to how the original guy came to the conclusion of 9. Like, what was he seeing incorrectly?

The set of all living humans is finite, so (if sexuality is totally ordered) there is a gayest human. Edit:though they may not necessarily be unique.

Would be pretty funny if they don’t donate and he starts backing green policies out of spite.

The first time I played DS1 I remember this guy took me forever, like at least 2 hours. I haven’t played in a while but I can’t remember the last time I even died to him.

Conversely, I can imagine a MAGA parent teaching their kid that “Trumped-up charges” refer to all the baseless charges those nasty lib DAs brought against him.

There’s an episode of this show where the frog principal says the word “cashews” with a unique intonation multiple times, and it plays in my head every time I hear someone say the word cashews.

It’s my understanding that “cheese food” is a technical term similar to “cheese product” but is actually worse than “cheese product”.

Wait, it’s a column called Bartleby about working more than you want to?

Splatoon, is that you?

One of us. One of us.