Navy dungrees are in fact not comfortable and have back pockets in the front for whatever reason. But you could use them to stay afloat in the water, so thats a plus. Probably not floating long with this guy’s pants judging by the partial repairs.

Move out to a rural area were our speeds are mind-numbingly slow and you can still experience the phenomenon you describe. Only problem is now a days there isn’t much you can do about it if forced to use Windows.

requires a resolution monitor to oversee the school, as well as a new senior administrator who will be focused on compliance with anti-discrimination laws

the settlement figure as a nonstarter that would “devastate” the university.

Translation: Either capitulate to our demands or be destroyed.

My mother tried this tactic with my father and learned the hard way there are always alternatives to ultimatums.

“Ding ding ding!”

Where’s Calvin’s transmogrifier when you need it?

Some of you may perish but thats a risk I’m willing to take.

Hardest part is going to be transforming any presidential candidate into claymation. I suspect if we collectively put our heads together we can figure it out.

Trial by Celebrity Death Match. No explanination needed.

Never leave home without it

Honestly, the pay is crap. I looked the other day to see how much it pay the new Icetapo was offering and its starting at GS-5 rates…about $45-65k.

I couldn’t afford my bills and beat up my fellow Americans at those rates.

I second the lifter tick diagnosis.

We have 6 dogs on a ranch with mostly sandy dirt. Only one, the ball chaser, actually wears his nails down. The other 5 get dremeled once a month. Wait too long and it becomes more difficult and painful for the dog as the nails curl back into the paws. Especially dew claws.

If its apple product, they will remove the battery and dispose of it for you at their service desk.

Otherwise try a battery store like Batteries Plus.

Its ready for pickup!

To add on, if your left ankle is on the ground when working the clutch you’ll have trouble controlling it.

Like scytale says, use your whole foot so the action is at the knee. This means lifting your ankle up off the floor.

What episode is this?

Never in my life did I expect to get excitement and antipation waiting on our very first manure spreader to arrive but here I am, cannot wait for it to get here.

Let me tell you, if you need a manure spreader and don’t have one…shit piles up quick.

Never realized Laser Safety was such a wild read. It just keeps getting better as you go:

A pop or click noise emanating from the eyeball may be the only indication that retinal damage has occurred, i.e. the retina was heated to over 100 °C (212 °F) resulting in localized explosive boiling

My wife uses them to keep weeds from growing in the garden…boxes that is. Perhaps we could utilize the king in a similar fashion?

Efficiency and progress is ours once more Now that we have the neutron bomb It’s nice and quick and clean and gets things done Away with excess enemy With no less value to property No sense in war but perfect sense at home…