Don’t forget the 15 or (however many) wars he’s single-handedly ended and is therefore definitely deserving of a Nobel Peace Prize

What a peculiar title for a song

Can I offer you a nice smectic B3 liquid crystal in this trying time?

You spread it every two months, four times. Then stop.

Ring the crab bell

There’s a bit in Frozen where some bloke they meet introduces his family and it’s another fella and their kids.

If I were to sail the seven seas, I’d probably use a lightweight Kodi build like POVico (despite it being kind of ugly) on a Chromecast w/Google TV, and sign up to Real Debrid.

You know, theoretically.

A CR being…?

Misspellings ≠ dialect

American absurdity. I don’t think it exists at all in the UK, except for Meet & Greet airport parking.

Also Win + K brings up the casting option if you want to connect to something.

Jesus Christ… Dickbutt

I don’t understand any of those at all. Anyone got an idiot’s guide?

Translation for the non-yanks: Americans call starters “appetisers” and then shorten it to “apps”

I have about 6 Tiles (like airtags) on all my important stuff that I can ring if I forget where I put it. They can also be used to locate my phone, I just need to find 1 device and press it to ring my phone and then find all the rest

I wouldn’t be able to leave the flat most mornings if I didn’t have Chipolo tags on my keys and a card one in my wallet.

Pompidou?

In 3D space it’s called a voxel

Bueno estente

I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to call it cheese in the US either. It gets labelled as “cheese product”.

I feel very out of the loop. What are Hollywood doing?