Depends if you live in a civilised country or not

You got me! Bravo, sir.
I’m actually chronically on lemmy, and every couple of months I use this account to back up my various alts.
I now offer my mouth as a warm place for you to place your balls, as you are clearly more superior than I.

Don’t worry about that dude, he’s a sad, strange little man.
Almost all of his comments are these huge responses to arguments that he’s started, where he tries to make himself seem ‘logically superior’ or some shit.

Australia. We don’t even sell canned pumpkin here, so I’d have to make one completely from scratch. Not opposed to doing that one day though, just to see what the fuss is about.

Sure, but I wouldn’t put it on my vegetables.
Can’t say if I’d like it on pumpkin pie without trying pumpkin pie.

(I do actually want to try pumpkin pie, but I’ve never seen one before)

I would have guessed this was from somewhere around the late-70’s to mid-80’s based on clothing.

Well, enjoy never leaving the house.

Thanks. Never heard that term before so I thought you were talking about plastic bags and worded it weird as fuck lol.

I am so confused by this comment.

What’s a bag limit? Why would you apply it to the word “billionaire”, and why would increasing the limit help the climate?

Are you saying billionaires should use less bags? Because I doubt that would help more than having 1000+ less humans on this planet.

We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn…

I used to think the nazi edgelord stuff was kind of funny, because I found it absurd.
The idea that anyone acting like a nazi was ‘actually’ a nazi never crossed my mind, because I genuinely thought we as a species had collectively agreed that being a nazi is the closest thing to pure evil.
Oh how wrong I was.

This new silent hill remake looks great

Check dm’s

No. Which is why I said they suck at versioning, like every other tech company.

Yes i realised that after researching their product line. And there are currently 5 different 13’s, and seemingly no easy way to differentiate revisions without listing the complete specs.
I just wish companies would make it easier to tell which of their products is newer/older.
Eg: 13" 2021, 16" 2022, etc…

Seems a bit soft, surely we can come up with something better?
Maybe CUNT : Consistently Undermines National Trust?

Or what about TAINT : Trump’s An Inbred Nazi Tribalist

I had to double-take because I thought this was their 12th model. But no, they just suck at product versioning, like every other tech company.

Is TACO an abbreviation or the food?
Taco’s did nothing to deserve being associated with that prick.

No no no apple knows whats best because they made it. did you make a phone? no? didnt think so. checkmate.

(Pay no attention to the fact that it took apple 14 years to add t9 dialing, one of the simplest features a ‘dumb’ phone could have.)

Damn, I actually thought that was real for a sec