Haha. “Keith”.

I’ll tell ya one thing, I absolutely hate that rendering of the word spoon. That, I will certainly not be experimenting with.

Then there’s me who, on the rare occasion I actually acknowledge the music in subtitles, I just write 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮

An interesting idea. I’ve been writing subtitles for a TV show recently and I’m going to check to see if I follow your rule.

But more often than not, I just stick with the default number of letters for easy reading.

Bro! Jpeg of a coin! They couldn’t possibly be more clear!

he fuck la cucaracha

That is a gorgeous horse. Minus the sputum.

She seems nice.

I’m not saying it doesn’t work. I’m saying it’s not good.

Almost perfect. 0/10

Hmm. A bit redundant.

[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]

Shoulda just been [ ul ].

Mucho self-aware. 👌

Are we meant to assume that the merpeople are using chopsticks?

I believe these lines are straight with a black hole at the centre.

Patty-cake does not reach maximum coolness at about age 9.

On Hoth, you philistine.

Yes, thank you for your humility, Shark Fucker 420.

Babies are jizz.

Don’t lie to yourself. That’s a Giga Pet and you know it.

There was a time when rubber ducks were made from ducks?

This is like going to the adoption agency and asking for the meanest, most disruptive child and then adopting that one.