So even the fucking robots are grooming children now, and they’re still blaming it on drag queens…

Sorta. Shroom have “mating types,” which basically determines which ones can reproduce together. It’s the closest thing to a “biological sex” they have, though the similarities mostly end there. And yes, the split-gill mushroom has over 20,000 “sexes”.

Idea: tarpit, but let it escape after indexing about 10,000 instances of these silly maps generated by our own AI.

There were no food allergies because they died of anaphylaxis as infants. There was no autism because they were institutionalized as "mentally retarded,’ hidden from the public and often killed themselves. There were no gays because they had to hide or be lynched. There were no transgender people because they had to hide who they were, and many died by suicide. And they were “fine” with no vaccines because anyone who didn’t have a strong enough immune system Died. So get this bullshit out of here if you’ve ever relied on a young person to care for you, modern medicine to keep you alive, mental Healthcare to keep you from slipping into senile insanity, and the compassion of others. You’re still alive because your offspring saw your lack of empathy, and realized how important it really is…

A puppy baby

This is so obviously satire, who tf be downvoting?

Ask where they’re working so I don’t end up on the same shift

Be supportive. Make sure it’s a safe place that cares about their workers. And make she knows if anyone gives her trouble, she’s just gotta call me and he’ll be dead within the day.

Why AI?

And what if my bingo sheet has had the whole 5x5 grid filled in since early childhood…?

Nope. The survived an explosion, fell a few miles, and got crushed inside the capsule and killed by g forces upon hitting the water…

Erlenmeyer Flask. Bottom is flared out a bit.

We are Legion.

Arum, likely the Italian Arum given the region. Unfortunately it’s quite poisonous, despite the tasty appearance.

Can’t help you with the vampire part, but there’s always still time to be sexy <3

And this is why most vampires are incredibly sexy. It’s our main hunting tactic these days.

Maybe 🥚