Notso
Carbon-based lifeform from planet Earth
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9·6 days agoYeah, imagine a world where plebs had control over and ownership of the devices they use… (shudders)
The Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch was as constipated as he was grim. Some said Mister Fluffybottom had seen all kinds of shit except his own, though they didn’t dare saying it when he was near.
4·6 days agoAlso The Green Mile
Must be that beef-only diet. He probably has severe vitamin deficiency and is slowly starving himself.
I love everything about this. The text itself, the 90s HTML-style formatting, the needlessly explicit pictures, the lovingly prepared sample pack with pesto smears beside it. Ingenious marketing right there. Please tell me this is real.
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12·20 days agoHe’s doing some some serious science in that one for about 1:30 minutes. A rare cerebral moment in his filmography: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pueLyUlJFTc&t=4023
Steven Seagal playing Wesley McClaren, a doctor and former government research immunologist in this masterpiece:
2·23 days agoSaru. Big reach. Skinny guys fight till they’re burger.
9·24 days agos05e02 “Cape Feare”
When Bart repeatedly receives death threats from Sideshow Bob, the Simpsons get enrolled into witness protection. They relocate to a houseboat on Terror Lake followed by Bob, who eventually finds them.
The picture is from the end of the musical performance given by Bob after Bart compliments him on his voice to buy time.
6·1 month agoI don’t know. Not getting punched in the face has it’s advantages.
“Holy small dick energy, Batman. That man must feel a huge need to compensate for something.”
“He may have a small penis Robin, but he is also a fascist, a pedophile, a traitor and an incredible piece of entitled shit. We must never forget that.”