Former corporate middle manager here and yeeeeaaah you know if you could stop posting memes at work and get those reports to me by 3 o’clock that would be greeeeaaaat.

Bold of you to assume Hilary is capable of feel.

Oh damn. It’s still very early but you win the internet for today.

Before or after Trump?

Probably “look like a 12 year old to your average person but perfectly fuckable to the GOP.”

A message to Tiny’s parents: It’s never too late.

Let’s see if Rage Against the Machine could do a reunion concert in NYC on whatever date that was. That might be one of the only chances we’d have of getting them back together.

This is what I said would pretty much immediately fix this situation but I didn’t expect it to be the Democrats who caved because of it.

Bankruptcy is the one thing he has excelled at in life.

Did you know the human brain is the only thing in existence that chose its own name?

Like a cold butter knife through concrete.

You’ll be one of the first they come after.

Whatever, I’m pretty sure he’s rubbing one out nightly to the thoughts of starving brown children.

They’re just meatbags. Possessed by demons? Sure, maybe. Probably.

Maybe the asteroid impact actually changed the rotational speed of the planet and increased gravity. There, I just created a new theory.

What a shitty way to go that would have been for the dinosaurs and any other giant species. Imagine some ELE hitting humankind but sparing all the little people.

Fuck, now I can’t unconsider it.

Poor Toby. He wasn’t even all that bad, as far as HR goes.

Judge says something.

Trump admin says “no lol”

Probably more. Their starving employees will be stealing food from them to survive.

Did you know Mr. Johnson’s nickname in high school was ‘Tiny’?