As a New Yorker, I can confirm that I’m extremely erect disappointed.

Also, shouldn’t he be Adult Rock by now?

Experience BIJ!

Embroidery can really look like this with the right thread used on heavy enough material with strong enough backing fabric behind it, at least when brand new. Check out any photo of racks of new hats in the shop.

That bunching up around the embroidery often happens over time as the hat is worn and things expand/contract differently with temperature and moisture variances.

Someone put it best in a post published yesterday by the Anon Opin account:

Spending tens, or even hundreds of thousands of pounds on a digital marketing ad campaign, and then using AI generated slop for the actual ads themselves, is a very expensive way of telling people you like to cut corners.

She reportedly carried a five-pound note specifically to put in the donation basket at church on Sunday. The note had been ironed by her butler into a little folded square so that only her face showed.

They are the Klingon equivalent to the stupid mutant humans featured in “The Hills Have Eyes” movies.

Just the occasional round of targ-cat practice.

I’m not allowed to switch at work, may I please be issued a special dispensation to be displeased about it?

Meme credited to William Shatner (but actually written by Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stevens)

For anyone curious to try and source this, it looks like this image is a screenshot of this reddit post but there’s also this slightly differently-worded blog post of the same idea which was posted on the same day.

I’d be interested to see if anyone can find an earlier source.

Last time some rich fuck started screwing with people’s access to natural sunlight cycles, it didn’t end well for him.

Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.

Next tech-sector grift will probably go for our network adapters or some shit…

There are many entirely-valid ways to write out the sound of laughter including endless variations of “heehee,” “heh-heh,” “hahaha,” and more, but I believe “hehehe” is just incorrect.

Riker was always looking for new and imaginative ways to get his leg over.

You are not alone in feeling like that about The Orville. I hated that Seth MacFarlane just filed the serial numbers off of TNG and forced in enough lazy jokes about dicks and beer to make it lawyer-proof, and the masses called him some kind of TV scifi pioneer for it.

The Doctor from Doctor Who. It’d be nice to think we were all being simultaneously respected, cared for, and defended by someone smarter and kinder than most of us.

In Germany.

I didn’t even have the moldy bread. I just made my entire project up off the top of my head the night before. It was some rubbish about running different batteries down on light bulbs and tracking their life spans.

You might wish to read the original novel that the crappy movie was based on, Jumper by Steven Gould. The book was so, so much better, possibly good enough to unfuck the story in your head, and it continues with a series of pretty good sequel novels if you like.