brick jokes

Huh, now I know what to call that kind of joke. My DnD group love them.

It certainly seems like It may be the case

I mean, I feel the same way, but I think I don’t care as much as you do

Its pizzacakecomic, yes

There’s two people for me, I think one of them is much smarter in raw intelligence, and the other guy is very easily underestimated mostly because he’s just about the most redneck motherfucker I’ve ever met in my life. And I’ve met plenty.

The guy I typically say is the most intelligent is also one of the biggest dumbasses I’ve ever met. He could pick up completely new concepts faster than anyone I’ve ever seen, figure out solutions to problems no one else had identified as a problem yet, could speak to anyone’s level and explain difficult subjects in simple terms, but he could only ever show up to work on time or show up sober but never both and got caught using the company fuel card for his personal vehicle more than once. He also accidentally facetimed his wife in the middle of getting blowjob at a hotel from a lot lizard.

The other guy is not like the first one, what sets him apart in my mind is that he can look at just about any mechanical or hydraulic system for a couple of minutes and completely comprehend it, and can answer pretty complex math and logic problems off the top of his head. He can talk to someone for about five minutes and get invited on fishing trips, hunting trips, weddings, or offered jobs, and he’s one of the hardest workers I’ve ever met.

Oblivion Remastered

Tell me what you want,
What you really, really want
I’ll tell you what I want,
What I really, really want,
I wanna HUH
I wanna HUH
I wanna HUH
I wanna zigga-say-ahhhhh

because my wife has had this song on repeat for like the last two weeks now, and this part is stuck in my head

You actually see this, minus the sexy squat, when people are carrying their rifle for a while. Its not a good tactical hold but it does distribute the weight and keep it off the strap.

Your little baby hands can barely even hold that 5.56, those 308s look enormous

I definitely think about it sometimes. She can be a spoiled brat sometimes, but I’m told that’s normal for a 16 year old

I removed my daughters door for a week because she wouldn’t stop slamming it, even after having to pay for the second replacement out of her allowance. I hung a blanket across the door frame. She still slams it every once in a while when she’s mad, but no where near as often, and now her door has a lock.

I was driving to Phoenix for work and stopped in a roadside motel about 45 minutes east of El Paso. It was like this. One table, one lamp, one chair, one bed, one hole in the wall to my coworkers room, and a cup of coffee in the lobby. I wasn’t mad at 30 bucks for the night.

As a former Eve Online no lifer I could only honk to this sign if it was more specific.

Oh look, its an annoying .ml user… I think I have a new account to block

It looks great, fuck the haters.

The big one that I can’t get to work is Star Citizen (I know, I know) but there’s a some Steam games like Deep Rock Galactic (might be the fact that its multiplayer) that just immediately crash or only run a few minutes then crash like Avowed (may just be avowed doing avowed things)

My TPM is off, it still bugs me about updating to windows 11. Thats okay I’ve been dual booting bazzite and really only use windows for a couple of games that I havent figured out how to get running yet

Used to make videos about all sorts of interesting subject, from weird elevators to lighter than human propelled vehicles to weird stuff people do. He stepped away because it was a bit much, he strikes me as the type to really enjoy sharing information but not the type to enjoy fame, although I can only comment from how he comes across in his videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jplrbxI5GN8 this is one of my favorite videos of his

Don’t remind of my mortality, not like this

Tortas are great, this little roach coach down the street from where I work has some amazing tortas