It’s been tried. A huge percentage of the internet runs on Amazon web services… And a massive ddos attack on that barely bumped it beyond the level of holiday shopping.

To get anywhere on “taking down the internet” they’d probably have to physically take out many sites across the globe.

Thank you. It started long before chromebooks were a thing. If anything, we can blame it on windows. I remember people of my generation not understanding any tech from the mid 90s on…

They try to apply it to Biden because he acts a little weird around kids. The worst was when he appeared to be sniffing a young girl. It was weird for sure but I’ve known a lot of elderly to do it. Apparently after a certain age it’s common for young kids to smell really good to the elderly.

Obama really doesn’t have any kind of scandals. After Clinton and Bush it was quite refreshing to not hear much of anything about our president.

For most loads of laundry you only really need like 2 tbsp of detergent, way less than the amount they tell you to use.

Not in any official manner

Basically just a boot cut at the wrong length for your legs. They look better and are more comfortable when you get the correct size.

This bill is trying to get it all legally classified as obscenity. They’re leaning into obscenity already being illegal, they just want to extend the classification to include basically all nudity and porn.

It’s obviously not true, if they were to do that to him then he would absolutely be ranting about it on truthsocial and calling for an all out war on China… At which point we’d see the signal chats because hegseth would have added at least 3 outside people to it.

5 is the pilot g2 pen. They’re pretty good pens. I preferred the Atlantis series before they changed it.

That’s probably my choice as well… It’s a decent gel ink ballpoint pen that is relatively comfortable to use.

He even praises Elon over it…

I once helped my parents with a few minor things on one of their computers. Two weeks later I get a call… They have no internet on any of their devices. Obviously since I was the last one to work on their stuff I was the cause of the internet issue. While on the phone I hear my dad’s weather radio go off and my phone dings with a severe weather warning for their area.

I ask if they are currently experiencing any bad weather… And they confirm that they have a very nasty thunderstorm and a confirmed tornado on the ground a few miles outside of the town… And they have no power.

I just hung up…

I’m sure there is a lot more to the story but the dude was called in because he sort of resembled the pictures and a Karen min wage worker thought he was a little sus… Add in that she immediately tried to claim the reward.

Also, the sheer amount of damning evidence found on him is incredibly suspicious… That was all in his backpack… The day after they found the backpack in central park full of monopoly money. Absolutely nothing about this manhunt and suspect makes sense. Even accounting for social media misinformation this whole thing is almost too much satire to be real.

I can actually answer this one. I’m a fraternal twin. I can confidently say that my dick is bigger than my twin brother’s. As for how I know that… As kids we had no issues bathing together… And later in life we just never cared about either being nude. Nothing sexual just a straight up lack of feelings one way or the other.

Also I lived with him and his gf for a bit and she accidentally walked in on me as I was getting out of the shower and her exact words were “I hooked up with the wrong twin”… Unfortunately for her I’m gay.

Yes, although IIRC she was sort of sponsored to go. She didn’t pay for her seat or dress… I’m not sure we should hold that against her too much. Still don’t like that she went but when someone else foots the bill? Fuck it, go have fun.

Yeah, I used to manage a Google account for a school district. I was able to disable the reply all for certain groups. My solution was to disable it for all groups except for one that I specifically created to allow it. The only members of that group had to be allowed in through a vote of our little tech committee which consisted of me and various upper level admins.

It worked quite well and it was hilarious listening to the students bitch that I had locked them out of one of the pranks they wanted to do.

Don’t forget that they claimed hurricane helene was manufactured by the dems and sent to the states it went through for the sole purpose of killing Republicans ahead of the election.

I really wish I was making that one up…

If we really want to maximize suffering, I might suggest a mandolin for the testicles.

In his first campaign it was said that the only book he kept and actually read was the English translation of Hitlers speeches. He has never really shied away from his adoration of the mustache man.

We’re suffering… How do you expect me to feed my family when I have to compete with HAL here?

As much as I don’t like him, he was supposedly donating starlink equipment to help with connectivity in the area. I’m sure it comes with a host of caveats and gotchas but it’s something at least