Takes balls to gather the actually toughest people in the world and then try to intimidate them.

How did she NOT think that? I guess she hasn’t been tuned into the news at all for the last… many months? ☹️

I’m a white dude in Canada and I’ve basically resigned to the idea that this is how I could be treated in America too if I say the wrong thing to the wrong asshole. Or just look at them wrong. It doesn’t seem to take much…

Anyway… General strike anytime, America. I’ll send you $10 a day for as long as you can keep it going, and I’m sure others around the world could do the same! I’d pay almost anything to see your rulers eat shit.

“Instead of ‘stars’, you will now earn these cool tilted pinwheels!”

Idiot probably just Reply All’d.

Canada. And yeah, basically the same boat. A dingy attached to yours.

Most of your everything is owned by large corporations and your populace keeps voting for more.

You’re very right to be concerned.

“This is an insurrection.”

Yeah, nobody on that side of the aisle has a fucking clue about the meanings of most of the words they use, and that statement is glaring proof. I imagine he just walks around pointing at shit he doesn’t like, calling it an insurrection.

“Excuse me, this soup is too cold. I did not order this insurrection.”

I bet their mouths move while they type.

Might as well be the new American anthem: 🎶 What the fuuuuck 🎵

Oxygen-stealing moron*

As a non-American, it sounds like this should be the uniform issued at birth or at least when (if?) kids reach school age. I say “if” because vaccines are being outlawed. Technically body armour is just another kind of vaccine though, no?

2A.

I want so much more than to slap billionaires…

That makes sense since all I ever hear about is how well veterans are treated. Who wouldn’t want in?!

I have been wondering what the fuck the military leaders have been doing this whole time. I thought they had honour and shit, and cared about the idea of America. They literally signed up to fight for it.

Anyway, not American but hoping those folk have a come-to-Jesus moment soon…

It’s obviously not a memorial service. It’s a giant dog whistle machine.

You can just say “American platform”.

It’s cute that the newspapers still print headlines like “judge orders thing” as if it fucking matters what judges think in this America.

I don’t think reflection’s really been their strong suit, either…

The only law left in America is money.