Spykee
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Spykee@lemm.eeto science•They’ve Observed Teleworking for Four Years and Reached One Clear Conclusion: “Working From Home Makes Us Happier”English16·2 months agoOf course it does!
When I get a complaint email I can yell at Myles to go fuck himself with a toilet brush, all whole sitting in my favourite chair and Myles will still wish me a good evening at the end of the work day.
What’s not to like?
Spykee@lemm.eeto Not The Onion•Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo matchEnglish48·2 months agoNot all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.
This is a whole new level of orgasm for people who are into feet.
Yes, I am one of them.
Please do not kink shame us.
Spykee@lemm.eetoAtlanta News@yall.theatl.social•Bill Gates Vows To Give Most Of His $200 Billion Fortune To AfricaEnglish11·3 months agoI identify as Africa.
DMs open.
Fuck yeah!
Did anyone see the new Dyson stick?\
Spykee@lemm.eeto [Moved to Piefed] Ask@lemm.ee•Have you ever eaten a durian? What does it taste like?English4·3 months agoI noticed you did not question tasting ‘unwashed armpits after a heavy day of work.’
I guess it IS a pretty well known taste.
I feel happy that I am represented.
Thank you!
Spykee@lemm.eeto politics •Elon Musk allegedly took large amounts of drugs including ketamine while advising Trump – report1·3 months agoI would also take large amounts of combination drugs if I had to visit the orange chicken.
I’m on a holiday camping road trip.
Just sat on a public unisex toilet.
Some super hot milf used it before me.
The whole toilet still smells of her wonderful perfume/deo/lotion.
Toilet seat still warm.
That’s BodyContact-101, bitches!
My first time with a hot milf while on a holiday.
So long virgins!Edit: PostNut Euphoria.
Are you me?
You ARE me!
FUCK YEAH!
Weirdos like me do live past 50.