I’ve still got my arms and armor 🤓

Beware 🥰

It’s the holidays and he misses his dad…

I really miss the shit-talking forum on one of my old pirate BBS systems. You could just go a post something with the intent of having a mini flame war with someone… blow off steam. Good fun ☺️

Well, we’re in Eastern Europe somewhere.

There’s only one watermark… it’s pristine by Ukraine war video standards 😌

Totally thought this was an album cover 😝

Looks like the wax museum version of Henry Kissinger 😌

Boycott time. Fuck these pricks and their money.

I thought snot otter was what Canadians call a farmer-blow… TIL.

Wasn’t that the name of the slavers in 20,000 leagues under the sea?

Simulated underage children! We call them honey pots… you can add one to your kids account for an extra $50 a month.

Funny… I just caught up with this season of Foundation and I still missed it 😅

DR.DOS43V5

Looks more and more like the potato that got lost in the back of your kitchen cabinet every day.

Damnit Stamets!

…this is how I learned how many species of squirrel my state has.

Definitely got 3-4 different vintages of that in the fridge. Trying to replicate the recipe from some ingredient box that calls for a dash of this or that…

I think this calls for something stronger; corn syrup, powdered sugar, beef broth, etc.

My quotes file for email signatures could replace most modern CEOs. The major qualifications are a cool name and being over six feet tall.

It’s hard to beat a wire for realtime sound 🤓 I’ve been doing the same lately. It’s amazing how much a little bit of white noise makes.

I saw a paper years ago that attributed the accelerated cognitive decline in old age to hearing loss. Really interesting and sad, and after trying to convince my dad to try a hearing aid… I can definitely see that being a factor.