NCC recommends installing devil’s horns as a handlebar and bitumen is demons’ cum. There’s no way around this, infinitesunrise, you maker of arguments™. I’m sorry.

I sure do but my loathing of asphalt is as sovereign and self-sustainable 👉👈

What if you heated it up some more with some of that sweet, sweet electricity and created steam-powered heat pump that’s now cooling your crib?

Fuck. Cars.

Including electric ones.

Including asphalt.

Well parks are just parking lots for people soooo

Cars are war on decency

I don’t think electric cars solve much. They’re still misery machines unworthy of human spirit. It’s fascinating how humanity ever accepted such murderous anxiety generators.

Of course

How much energy would be even needed if you removed cars, planes and rampant materialism?

Shaving ain’t it, dawg

Quite quixotic

Jesus, those American states, OMG 😳

Look at that car shit, OMG. Fuck you, car. Fuck cars so much.

Also jump must be attempted

This meme doing all the heavy-lifting

“Cars are great” - mark of the beast