Thanks, I hate it

Nice, that’s dingo

truly exciting

ah, yes, I’m sure

Neat. I will be maybe be dedicating a TB of storage to this for no particular reason

Is there a way to just download a straight copy of Wikipedia?

Def not asking because I expect every possible thing to go awry and we end up with Big Brother’s version of wiki

Cause fuck’em, that’s why!

Good. Fuck those competitors. I haven’t played a Nintendo game in years that was worth $60. I think Silksong might actually be worth that amount

Isn’t a bullet that killed a fascist inherently anti-fascist? Seems redundant to (allegedly) engrave that in there. Gotta think more object oriented

Heyyy, now I get to enjoy some copium for being such a dinosaur and resisting to use it as often as I can

Haven’t seen anyone mention True Detective: S1 yet. Far From Any Road by The Handsome Family

Dexter also had a pretty cool opening sequence. Makes me hungry every time lol

Just don’t forget about those files

I have called my garage my car hole for so long that I had to tell my kids to stop calling it that

ah, yes, dependents should fuckin bend the knee like the servants they are /s

Why do you keep saying that? Because they pay me everytime I do.

So it exists! And gosh, it’s been revealed immediately after the visit daddy P didn’t go so well. Curious timing

yeah, definitely blame the individual people using wifi for damaging the climate and not the companies / billionaires whose decisions actually effect things at a substantial level. it’s 100% the homeless guy using wifi at the library who is going to cause the water wars in a few years. /s

if we’re all sick with long covid 3.0, we’re easier to subjugate. okeydoke

No, the lesson is not to be filth and blackmail your partner(s).

I sincerely doubt it’s a crime to upload your own nudes to OnlyFans and then tell your abusive ex-partner’s family, “hey, this is a link to the nude pictures your child threatened to post online if I broke up with them”. My grandma has accidentally shared worse things with me than that

I’ve had to write some automations using the Jira Cloud API. holy shit, is this an accurate pyramid

I’ve been called ‘ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly’ but never ‘ugly-ugly’