Auto glass replacement technician! And as of now, I’m still enjoying more than I’m not.

Zionize?

Surface tension porn

“Profoundly negrous” is fucking crazy man.

I’m a bit out of the loop with current affairs lately. Can someone provide me with some context?

Give 'em hell, boys.

Hail Satan!

On my mama

Keep up the good work! I’m proud of you!

I finally found a job that doesn’t make me completely miserable and pays fairly well, and it only took me until I was 34.

Wrong on both counts, friendo.

You will never find a more wretched hive.

Smoke em if ya got em, kiddo.

Honestly, I have no idea how tennis works.

Give me like 30 solid years to practice and I’m confident that I could narrowly snatch one point away from an elderly Serena Williams.

Below knee.

This country is a fucking joke.

The word “panacea” is so cool.

Who better to answer this question than TheFeatureCreature?