This has to be a joke. Nobody could possibly be this audacious, right? RIGHT?

From getting stabbed in the eye socket repeatedly after trying to peek in the glory hole?

The excessive quantity of the cologne is absolutely a problem.

F35 used to not work. Now it works well, after running away over budget and time.

Giant waste of money. Much smarter to buy a product someone else already wasted all the money to develop. Current-generation fighter jets are incredibly complex, Russia can’t even figure out how to mass-produce one at all, even before the sanctions, and they’re a very militarized state. Why spend 5x as much to develop something worse than what they can just buy?

“Ads.” Ad is short for advertisement. Advertisement has only one ‘d’ in it, unlike your mother. Aside from that, solid memery. I kinda do wish the ads would have the guts to directly insult me, though.

That’s like saying that out of a rhino, a hippo and a horse, the horse is best at flying because it can jump. Iran isn’t democratic. It’s a single party theocracy that jails or murders it’s people for saying mean stuff about the unelected leader that was supposedly chosen by god.

TikTok is a cesspool. Even the dumbest person on earth can figure out TikTok, and it seems like they’ve all done it

Y’all Qaeda

Wall seat. It’s not hard. If window seat just means next to a wall that may have a window, it’s a still a wall seat, even if there’s a window. A window seat is always next to a window because that’s literally what defines it as a window seat.

Window seat refers to the position: next to a window. If it just means wall, then call it a wall seat.

That doesn’t make it terrible, that simply makes it not original

“never start a fight, but be prepared to finish one” is how I was taught

The only thing she did wrong was not kick his dick completely off his body

We’re gonna charge you $5000 in tariffs and then give you back $2000! This is clearly great for you and great for America.

Do you not?

The original post is 8 years old and it looks like they don’t exist anymore.

Look at this unfuckable loser. He’s like if someone glued Steve Bannon’s pubes to Steven Miller’s head. “Let us destroy all freedom in the USA so China doesn’t win the race to economically out-compete the USA” is as bullshit a justification as there has ever been for anything in the history of everything.

But then puffed up as a genius business man by The Apprentice. Remember that most people the world over are absolutely rock-stupid and will believe whatever’s on TV. “He ripped off everyone he ever did business with and bankrupted every company he ever started” “Whatever, I like the way he says ‘You’re fired!’ He must be great at businessing!”

He’s saving them so much in taxes that they can just lose $2 billion and be fine with it. The Walton family is worth almost $500 billion. They don’t give a fuck about this.