Must’ve been fired from a Jakobs

That’s harsh to Beard

Cast iron is “seasoned” to make it nonstick. That means many layers of oil build up as a sort of polymer. The point is to keep it “dirty” in this way. Cleaning it down to bare metal means she’d be forced to re-season it, which can take considerable time/effort depending on frequency of use. A true disservice.

shudders

Too coherent

Think it’s composed by Hans, Goransson, Jackman, or Djawadi?

Correcting you, but caveating with the addition of scramby eggs and hot sauce on top makes it the food of the gods.

For now

Did they disable the 2.4ghz band on your router?

In general, maybe so. But I love a burger with the fresh crunch of a slice of red onion

Why does he sign off like that? This is so cringe.

Teleprompter mirrors

Is the fact that homie looks like he’s undead supposed to be part of the joke?

I don’t know what that means exactly, but I’m intrigued.

Valid point!

Sooo not the original then?

No, didn’t you read? He lives in a 36x18x60 set of shelves!

yuuuggge

kek

Similar concept, we use a mason jar with holes poked in the lid and apple cider vinegar inside.