When keeping it real… goes wrong

There were adrenochrome WMDs on that boat, they had to do it

But exploitation has worked flawlessly for hundreds of years! I can’t think of a single powerful group that doesn’t swear by it!

I love the idea of generation ships, and I think we should use them even if they don’t end up being as important in the long run.

Yeah, what is this, Red Bull?

I’m sure Hadjar is going to get the nod any minute now, what with all the points Tsunoda has scored, lol

“Book of the New Sun” was a fucking fever dream and is widely considered one of the best fantasy books. My friends couldn’t stop talking about it but I just thought it was strange.

“Latro in the Mist” was more accessible to me.

I went to a restaurant in Dallas near the stadiums where asking for “water, please” got us a glass bottle of whatever rich-people water they served.

Everything was expensive and the food was super whatever. It’s called Soy Cowboy, if anybody’s curious.

I would have sworn you were wrong, but I guess I assumed that it was around long before I learned the “correct” term for it. Turns out I just learned it at the same time everybody else did, basically.

I can’t help but laugh. “If we don’t attack Iran, they’ll attack us,” has now turned into, “Now that we’ve attacked Iran they’re definitely going to attack us!” There are no limits to their justifications for warmongering.

Lmao, “at least they were nice”

A weird form of arrogant elitism

Lol, MNBA

Well I don’t fly because I think it’s fun

Redistricting is normally done after the US Census, which happens every decade. Next one is scheduled for 2030.

I try to chill in my window seat and wait for one of the big gaps to open up, then I flip into the aisle, Scorpion my carry-on (“Get over here!”), and rush past the flight attendants to get stuck behind everybody else still meandering up the jetway.

But this will be different, everybody will pay a sort of “rent” to use this office, but it’ll be worth it because it’s so big and has bedrooms and bathrooms, and you can put your office wherever you want, and even own it if you want to

Yeah, I thought “stay woke” meant to pay attention originally. As in wake up and see how we’re being divided.

Transformers lore is getting weird.

I really like the idea of playing dumb with this.
“Why would I get a gun?”
“Protection from whom?”
“Why wouldn’t I trust her to make smart decisions regarding potential romantic partners?”

Personally I wouldn’t wait to get to that point. Had I made it clear early on that “used to be okay” jokes or comments were not, in fact, okay, I probably would have saved myself a lot of heartache.

Confronting loved ones over unacceptable behavior is a necessary skill that takes practice to develop, and I would have been better served if I had done so from the start with my in-laws.

Perhaps I wouldn’t repeat OP verbatim, but there are a lot of ways to get the basic point across.