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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities

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U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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NORFOLK, VA—Reaching the decision after an extensive discussion amongst the military branch’s leadership, the U.S. Navy announced Friday its plan to phase out all wet activities over the coming year. “Although wetness has long defined the Navy’s operations, we’ve concluded that getting wet is really more trouble…
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  • andrewta
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    So no more sex?

    • Postreader2814@lemm.ee
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      No more wet sex.

      • TexasDrunk
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        Ben Shapiro, it’s your time to shine!

      • andrewta
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        Ouch

  • TIEPilot
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    I’m going in dry, bite that pillow!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Spies will now be forced to conduct “dryworks” instead of “wetworks.”

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