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    Compared with people who pooped once a day, constipated participants had significantly worse cognition equivalent to three years more of chronological cognitive aging, the authors found. Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily, though these higher odds were small.

    Not pooping often enough? Jail. Pooping too often? Believe it or not, also jail

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      I tried to upvote your comment twice… I’m stupid maybe I don’t poop enough

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      My 3-year-old niece is chronically constipated, so I think this must mean she’s as smart as a 6-year-old.

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    kind of obvious to say ig but correlation =/= causation. for ex: fiber, (the plant material in our diets that is undigestable by us, but is digestible by the healthy bacteria in our intestines) both leads to a healthy “gut microbiome” while having the side effect of making your poops bigger and softer, such that it is easier for your intestines to push it through your digestive system.

    Still, in case anyone was wondering, you are supposed to be pooping, aka “having bowel movements” once every day 2-3 times every day. If you aren’t that regular, you may need to eat more beans & grains and less processed foods & meats

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      you are supposed to be pooping, aka “having bowel movements” once every day.

      Citation needed, pretty sure this is long outdated. Afaik, anything from 3 times a day to once every three days is fine.

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        Can confirm, I poop 3 sometimes even 4 times a day and I’m literally the smartest person I know

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            I moved my entire computer desk into the bathroom for this reason. My productivity has never been better.

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        Exactly what I’ve heard from our pediatrician when talking about baby pooping. When someone reaches a certain age anything between 3 days and 3 times a day is OK, as long as it looks as a normal poo

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        CORRECTION: Ideal pooping frequency is actually 2-3 times a day, not 1 time a day, I was originally wrong https://nutritionfacts.org/video/flashback-friday-how-many-bowel-movements-should-you-have-should-you-sit-lean-or-squat/

        Normal frequency is between 3 per day to 3 per week, but normal doesn’t necessarily mean healthy. Populations eating high enough fiber diets to reach that 2-3 times a day number have 1/50th the rate of heart disease, gallstones, and appendicitis, 1/25th the rate of diverticulitis, hemorrhoids, varicose veins, and hiatal hernia, and 1/10th the rate of colon cancer

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    I poop like 3 times a day or more. Almost always about 30 minutes after I eat. I poop when I wake up. I’ll poop 1 or two times at work. I’ll poop usually about an hour before bed. I poop when I walk around walmart

    I poop a lot

    I literally just got done pooping

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    When that burrito plug came loose, my brain started working again in bliss. I believe!

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    Now we need to find the poster who wanted to hold it in for three days and see if there has been a cognitive decline… for science

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    If a genie ever gives me three wishes, one of them will be that I never have to use the bathroom again. I hate every second of it. Maybe the cognitive decline is worth avoiding pooping so often.