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The Picard Maneuver to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 10 months ago

Every home should have one

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Every home should have one

The Picard Maneuver to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 10 months ago
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  • SurfinBird@lemmy.ca
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    When the light is green, the smork is clean

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      10 months ago

      When the light is brown the smork is frown.

  • pezhore@lemmy.ml
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    I want one. But only if it screams, “ALAM! ALAM!” when it’s set off.

    • BleakBluets
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      “Woah oh Blek Berty”

    • fossphi@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      • Mîm@lemmy.zip
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        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Pissman2020
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    Woa-oh black betty

    • _stranger_
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      AMBEL

      RAMPS

  • Random_Character_A
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    Smorks can be dangerous if their natural food sources are disrupted,

  • Sasquatch@lemmy.ml
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    Sounds Australian

  • desktop_user [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
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    https://saynotosmokedetectors.com

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    10 months ago

    Mine keeps repeatedly asking me about my car’s extended warranty

  • nialv7
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    They put “smok alam” there and their boss was like “you missed an R there bud” and they were like “i got you”

  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    i prefer smonk alonks

  • JATtho@sopuli.xyz
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    10 months ago

    o ou mean smirk?

  • ZILtoid1991
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    “SMORK ALAM” sounds like something out of a surreal meme. All it missing is Meme Man smoking a cigarette in front of it.

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