A senior White House official has hinted at the possibility of the U.S. utilizing its gold reserves to acquire more Bitcoin (CRYPTO: BTC). What Happened: Bo Hines, the executive director of the President’s Council of Advisers on Digital Assets, ...
  • MuskyMelonEnglish
    441·
    8 months ago

    Exchange physical assets for virtual assets… This administration is GENIUS!!!

    /s what a bunch of fuckheads

    • silverlose@lemm.eeEnglish
      4·
      8 months ago

      I love your username. It makes me want to start a project to bury him called “operation durian”

      • MuskyMelonEnglish
        4·
        8 months ago

        Aw no! I will not allow the durian, the King of Fruits, to be besmirched!!!

        The musky melon however is the Tesla of fruits… Shitty and sinking fast

    • PodunkEnglish
      8·
      8 months ago

      Ive never heard it myself refered to it as “reserved marshall plan”, but damn it if you arent right.

      Thats exactly what it is.

      Ffs

  • Goun@lemmy.mlEnglish
    191·
    8 months ago

    Lol this is so funny, and sad, and funny. But sad.

  • THCDentonEnglish
    141·
    8 months ago

    So we laundering money to China now lol

  • doctortofu@reddthat.comEnglish
    12·
    8 months ago

    And then they can purchase NFTs with pictures of gold bars with zany expressions on them with those bitcoins - they’ll make trillions, or maybe even gazillions that way!

  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    5·
    8 months ago

    This is so stupid it makes me want to actually go to hackernews and read the comments for this article so I can laugh my ass at some really smart techbro defending this.

  • TedDallas@programming.devEnglish
    2·
    8 months ago

    The most powerful recorded geomagnetic storm back in 1859 set fire to telegraph stations worldwide, but records indicate very few incidents involving a correlated sudden disappearance of gold bars.