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RegularJoe to Not The OnionEnglish · 5 months ago

North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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RegularJoe to Not The OnionEnglish · 5 months ago
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The mayor of a North Dakota city promptly resigned after texting a city attorney a video of himself masturbating on his lunch break, which he claims was sent by accident.
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    Do you record yourself pooping?

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      Do you not?

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        Who are you texting your poop videos that might mistakenly go to a co-worker?

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          I mean, who am I NOT sending those videos to?

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            Me, for instance

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          It’s called friendly competition, okay? We also give each other pointers.

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            We have a squad of fecal cheerleaders at my work.

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          Well they made the company wide email address for something!

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      Only fans live scatwork.

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