• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    Their business is being on show. Not having a black outfit in case of a relative dying or some period of national mourning would be a case of you-had-one-job.

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    The royal family also travels with a spare sex slave in case the current one dies.

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      Prince Andrew keeps two at his summer cottage chained up just incase they try to run away again.

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        Idk man, then they age. Wouldn’t he keep them on a rotational basis, considering, you know, the linear nature of time, at least to our consciousness?

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      Common misconception, they don’t actually take their sex slaves with them, they acquire new ones at their destination.

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    Trump clearly doesn’t, he came to Pope’s funeral in blue suite…

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        We’re not allowed to call him that anymore. He went by “the Artist” until his death. Man, fuck Warner Bros.

        What where we talking about?

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    Quickest way to get Trump in a black suit is to start calling him “poor” and note that he doesn’t have a big enough entourage or money to also have a black suit. Reverse psychology works well on him and comparing him to others.

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    Michelle Obama says she does as well. I suppose a lot of people in the public eye do.

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    Love hearing facts about the rich!

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    I never travel with black clothes, because I never travel, and don’t own any black clothes, because I never wear black, or attend funerals.

  • moving to lemme.zip. @lemm.ee
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    I so the same but instead of a black outfit it’s a change of underwear. Some lessons are learned hard, and some are learned warm and wet.

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    Took me too long to realize that a “black outfit” isnt a bunch of people with black skin.

    I wasn’t sure how some Africans would be necessary in the subsequent PR campaign following a death

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        Exactly. So the probability of someone dying while you are on holiday also approaches 100%. So makes sense to keep that black suit handy.

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    A blue one is also totally suitable for a funeral, just ask Donnie Orangeutan, he knows all about style and dignity. /s

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    They read that that book about manifesting what you want and ever since it’s been knives out.