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AMillionMonkeys to Microblog MemesEnglish · 4 months ago

Papal conclave cheat sheet

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Papal conclave cheat sheet

AMillionMonkeys to Microblog MemesEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • aeronmelonM
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    It’s probably the Catholic converter.

    • uuldika@lemmy.ml
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      or it needs a tithing belt adjustment.

    • AMillionMonkeysOP
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      Catholitic?

  • OutForARip@lemmy.ca
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    When are we going to get an electric pope?

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      When they start dreaming of android sheep? 🤷

      Anyway, who needs electric pope when we have Electric Callboy?

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        Possibly the last place I was expecting an Electric Callboy reference. Excited to see them live later this year!

        Here's another song for those curious

        https://youtu.be/Vf3LqQluWag

        Non-germans fear the second half while Germans fear the first.

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Personally, I’m not much of a zombie buff, but being from Germany’s neighbor to the North, I agree that the first part is the terrifying part and prefer the music of the latter part 😄

          They’re also responsible for what is possibly the most bizarre video ever set to great music, and one of my favorite anythings ever 😄🥰

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      Musk keeps trying to sell us a FSD pope.

      Meanwhile he’s blowing all the money on:

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    If you see lots of gold and silk, it means the Vatican is running rich.

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    Blue smoke means they got the coals just right to put the brisket on.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Time to unscrew all the Cardinal spark plugs and check which ones are firing properly

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    Isn’t it blue when you’re burning oil?

    • gnu@lemmy.zip
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      Yes, it is (even if it is normally more like white with a blue tinge). Black smoke is generally overfuelling.

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    Read: Paypal conclave. Too tired…

  • thanks AV
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    Oh yeah I like my memes niche

    real niche

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    deleted by creator

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    Clearly the Vatican needs a ring job.

  • Ken Oh@lemm.ee
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    It’s like ChatGPT is trying to diagnose.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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    That’s not what happened in the movie.

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