• rmuk@feddit.uk
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      3 months ago

      You’re one of those people who can’t click their fingers.

      • rdri
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        3 months ago

        Actually, 8.

        No. Actually, you don’t even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can’t snap with that hand anymore.

    • wewbull@feddit.uk
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      3 months ago

      As someone who can command the end of other people’s lives on a whim, you also qualify. Snapping your fingers ends your life too.

    • Jarix
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      3 months ago

      You can’t control which authoritarian dictator or when

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          From a powers standing point, it doesnt change what your power does, you are prevented from choice. If you cant choose to use it when and where, then you cant stop the boot thats already on your neck. Ahh man thats just made me sad because some of us feel like theres an invisible boot over all of us.

          Ohhhhh. Sorry folks, the edible just kicked in, time to get back to my book.

    • Dr. Moose
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      3 months ago

      a benevolent authoritarian dictator has to die as well.

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          3 months ago

          Yes basically no side effect. I was being generous with my monkey paw because we really needs this super power right now

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      3 months ago

      But your peepee or boobies shrink by an inch or bra size each time you use it