Stamets to GamingEnglish · 3 months agoStill can't believe the new Mario Kart is open worldimagemessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up1556arrow-down113
arrow-up1543arrow-down1imageStill can't believe the new Mario Kart is open worldStamets to GamingEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square45linkfedilink
minus-squareGrimylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·3 months agoMario is a false narrator. She wasn’t kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.
minus-squarearrow74@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoHe must be a shit plumber if his wages are “meager”
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoEvery time he gets more than $99 it disappears and turns into an extra life.
minus-squareLifter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoThey turn into special mushrooms.
minus-squareBaguette@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoMario probably has a bunch of life insurance policies in his name, I know I would
minus-squaretoynbeelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoIs not every plumber technically a shit plumber?
minus-squarearrow74@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoI would say theoretically not. If you only do new construction nothing you touch has had shit on it yet. But then again it is intended for shit so it depends on where you draw the line
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoThere are gas and steam plumbers
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoi’m sure there’s at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career
minus-squareGrimylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoMaybe he just wasn’t good at cleaner her pipes specifically, if you get what I’m sayin’.
minus-squarepinball_wizard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months ago Mario is a false narrator. She wasn’t kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs. Are we saying that Mario - Gorilla Kidnapper is not to be trusted?
minus-squareChicoSuavelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoBut he always seems to have coins AND mushrooms?
minus-squareGrimylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-23 months agoBowser has multiple castles to be fair, he is also buff and close to 6ft7. No contest.
Mario is a false narrator. She wasn’t kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.
He must be a shit plumber if his wages are “meager”
Every time he gets more than $99 it disappears and turns into an extra life.
They turn into special mushrooms.
Mario probably has a bunch of life insurance policies in his name, I know I would
Is not every plumber technically a shit plumber?
I would say theoretically not. If you only do new construction nothing you touch has had shit on it yet. But then again it is intended for shit so it depends on where you draw the line
There are gas and steam plumbers
i’m sure there’s at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career
Maybe he just wasn’t good at cleaner her pipes specifically, if you get what I’m sayin’.
Are we saying that Mario - Gorilla Kidnapper is not to be trusted?
Okay Jonathan Blow
But he always seems to have coins AND mushrooms?
Bowser has multiple castles to be fair, he is also buff and close to 6ft7. No contest.