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    18 days ago

    Not the worst place to be stuck in. You got ample lounging and sleeping quarters. Food. Social interaction.

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        18 days ago

        All paths lead to the food court. Otherwise, meat in a different form is all around you. A lone patron takes a wrong turn in the curtains section and its lights out.

        Now I wish there was a Swedish urban myth about a person who got lost in an IKEA and became a savage and still haunts it to this very day.

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            18 days ago

            Haha sicko. I’ve never actually seen the kids area. Didn’t know there was a ball pit.

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              18 days ago

              I’m not sure it’s in all of them. The one by me has an area where you can dump your kid so you can shop unimpeded. I’m only assuming they have a ball pit.

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                17 days ago

                Yeah I’ve seen them near me just haven’t been inside.