“But it makes a funny noise when I Paw at it…”

    • Jerb322OP
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      4 months ago

      So, my wife worked for a chain pet store. Thier veterinarian came in with him saying someone surrendered him.

      The maggot was just under his right eye. Vet said that he was unsure of how long he would live.

      Fifteen years later…

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        4 months ago

        My cat’s name should be “tapeworm,” then, because he’s always up my ass, and he’s been cured of them

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    4 months ago

    Hopefully he at least doesn’t try eating it…

    If I had my big boi in school I probably could have legitimately said he ate my homework.

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      4 months ago

      Punitive affection!

      Picking up and snuggling/annoying a cat when they do something they know they’re not supposed to is the most fun solution imo