this is the end of the world
My entire school had a banned words list they put on a board near the main door.
I remember walking in past the board one morning only to get pulled back by a friend, he didn’t say anything just stood pointing at the board…They added ‘Milf’ to the list of banned words.
I was already gonna make fun of the useless red circle, you didn’t need to misplace it lol
Not allowing Miku Miku Beams is reasonable tbh. Firing one of those off can level cities.
Isn’t it the one that shoots black holes?
I shall say ‘Ni!’ again
Alas, sir knight…
I demand a shrubery
Looks like they banned how to use image editing software as well.
miku miku beam
blasphemy
This must be out of date, there’s no big back or turning Ohio or anything. Not even a “ACkShuLly it’s GNU…”
My kid and his friends didn’t make up big back?? This list is old? Fuck. I’m at that point… I know nothing.
Nah this list is up to date. Italian brain rot is still fresh, fresher than any Ohio meme
Ohio is ancient, nay! Prehistoric compared to tralalero tralala
My friend, sorry to break it to you. But you are the one out of date. Big back and turning Ohio are long gone. Those kids are already on the “I’m too cool to like my childhood things anymore” stage.
All words starting with N are banned I guess, like I use *ixOS btw
Niagara Falls and Nebraska. Any children whose names start with N - sorry little Neighthan, Nanceigh, and Naruto.
Naaron (Nay-ay-ron)
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The concept of “banned words” (other than the offensive stuff, of course) in a classroom is so funny to me. There is no way that the person who came up with that wasn’t the sourest loser ever.
Try teaching middle school. You’ll understand. That being said, teachers mostly do this as a joke.
I’m a school bus driver and we’re supposed to not allow foul language. It’s only a problem on the middle school runs, and it’s not really worth the effort on my part to do anything about it. I’m just happy when I can unload all the kids and nothing has been set on fire.
School bus driving— Mixing truck driving with zoo keeping…
Good Luck out there! Keep your sanity! I’m pulling for you!
School bus driving— Mixing truck driving with zoo keeping…
That’s a great description - except zoo keepers have bars and glass plates to protect them from the animals.
“What’s the matter Lisa? You’re usually the first one out of this deathtrap!”
Nah few teachers are actually serious about it. My cousin is a school teacher, she takes all these a little too seriously
I taught math for a couple of years in my local rural school. The fastest way to get kids to stop using certain annoying words or phrases was to start using them myself. It absolutely ruined the vibe they were going for. Particularity if you used them wrong.
Still, it seems kids need that type of ‘creative’ outlet.
I always assumed (hoped) these were put up as jokes by the teachers. “Dang it Jeremy that’s another one for the board!” type of banter.
It often is. Teachers understand those kids need to have something that they can call their own. Every generation does these things with language.
But I’m sure there are some teachers out there that foolishly try to squash the words.
Plus kids will find a way. Our english teacher didn’t want us to say ‘shit’, but to use ‘sugar’ instead.
There was a lot of ‘bullsugar’ and similar in that class.
I remember that the vice principal of our Christian high school was annoyed with us saying ‘gosh darn’, and made the mistake of telling us, “If you’re going to say ‘gosh darn’, you might as well say ‘god damn’, because that’s what you really mean, and the Lort knows your heart.”
… We all just started flat-out saying ‘god damn’ like we were told.
yeah this just basically “come up with a bunch new things that’ll annoy us”
I remember one of my teachers banning “doh!”. It didn’t last very long.
Also of all the words banned, there is only one they are not allowed to spell
I don’t not use Arch, by the way
Stattdessen nutze ich Bogen.
Ich nutze Unternehmungs-Betriebssystem, an dem Weg.
It says words, not phrases. So you’re not allowed to use “I,” “use,” “by,” “the,” “way,” or “and.”
Me utilises masonry bow, coincidentally
Why use many word when few word do trick.
They really hate “Miku” so they added it twice
Wait until you hear about “tung”
That would actually be an interesting challenge for an English class.
Funny. I use arch by the way… 😉
I don’t use Ubuntu, by the way.
I use Ubuntu just to trigger people.
I use Arch to trigger elitists
I use neither Arch nor Ubuntu, btw
The Linux version of “I went to college ^outside of^ Boston”
Most colleges are outside of Boston, classmate!
Add “absolute cinema”
Based.
