Lies. Millennials don’t have mortgages because they can’t afford homes.
Username only checks out under a very sarcastic lens
Can confirm, username is satirical.
I thought as much, but I can never be sure on Lemmy.
There’s some crazy bastards out here in the wild west of the world wide web.
I managed to save up with my wife by living with my parents. We bought a house in foreclosure from the 2008 crash. Otherwise we never would’ve been able to do it.
Millennial home owner, but my house is tiny and shitty. Oh and I prob would’ve paid a lot more without a familial connection (no, not my parents and I still paid over 300k yay).
Are millennials familiar with VHS?
Yes. At least older ones. My family got our first DVD player when I was in highschool.
I feel seen.
I’m not bald!
Pretty bold assumption that nobody else can read.
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wtf i’m 22
I do, and none of those apply. So far.
A Mortgage? They must think we’re idiots.
I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.
I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED.
How’s your back pain?
Not great haha
Oi! I’m 29 and definitely don’t have a mortgage. No don’t look at my hairline, it’ll stay that way forever and not receed a millimetre further!
Me to my hairline: Stop right there, criminal scum!
I was so happy my hairline didn’t recede. Until I found that bald patch on the back of my head!
I’m mid twenties, I know what it is. What do I win?
A kiss from me. Another person in their mid 20s
Hot dang! From the Wizard Pope themselves! #jealous
A magical smooch that heals all ailments.
Shall I bring the amyl nitrates for after the kiss?
I accept
Ha, I’m still in my thirties, still have hair and my mortgage has been paid off
Lies! No one can afford anything ever!
Haha, got ya! I know what it is, and I’m in my fifties!
