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Drinking out of lead cups and putting on arsenic to make their makeup pop.
Remember guys, we are the soberest generation of mankind
Is that why everything sucks so much?
Nah, there were humans that existed before cultivating fermented stuff percolated throughout the various zeitgeists.
Doubt. Well, maybe. Not my people though.
The next generation can’t even hack drinking? Jesus Christ
Yeah maybe we need to start drinking wine with breakfast.
Missed the inbred part: They were heavily inbred 19-year-olds who drank wine for breakfast.