• Spaz
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      What about dying to fuck? Lol

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    There is nothing close to terrifying as seeing a „meemaw“ in the wild. You just know things got out of hand that she went outside

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      Or you’re just at the laundromat on the iffy side of town.

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    Meh, if going out after getting home, I’m usually wearing athletic shorts and a baggy T-shirt with no bra because I don’t care at this point in life.

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    I can go from redneck casual to showered and in a tux in 30 minutes if I push it. Will I push it? Only if vagina is on offer, and I’m married, got plenty at home.