Party of personal responsibility everyone!

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    How to address the UN: “I’m really good, your countries are going to hell.”

    What an amazing diplomat.

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      Not to slut shame, but it’s shocking how many republicans have a persecution fetish.

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    If the first lady wasn’t in great shape, she would’ve fallen. But she’s in great shape

    Wait till he finds out that most of the world has no issue with “broken escalators” AKA “stairs”

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      An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

      • Mitch Hedberg
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      I was assuming he meant from inertia when it suddenly ground to a halt.

      I also assume that he fell flat on his face, since he would have otherwise bragged about himself being in great shape like he normally does

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    Well, time to bomb the insurrectionists responsible, just like they called for nationally.

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    The insurrectionist call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!