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fubarx to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 17 hours ago

When in Rome...

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When in Rome...

fubarx to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 17 hours ago
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    man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much

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    Half-assing two jobs at once

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    don’t merge and drive

    • winter (she/it)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      he can merge without looking

  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    probably the only time they can actually successfully merge

  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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    Science fiction or San Francisco?

    • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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      San Fierro

      • aarch64@programming.dev
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        Sioux Falls!

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    This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.

    • Natanael@infosec.pub
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      Crashing and then crashing

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        How to crash your software and hardware at once.

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    Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. …

  • aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works
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    When the cost of living is so egregiously high that not only do you need two jobs, but you have to do them at the same time

    • ViatorOmnium@piefed.social
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      A software engineer needs two jobs. Which means most people need at least 4. Or 3 if they live under a bridge.

      • Gladaed@feddit.org
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        A software engineer does not need two jobs. That’s ridiculous.

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          https://www.businessinsider.com/why-google-employees-live-in-the-parking-lot-2015-10?op=1

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          It sounds ridiculous, yes, but there are US software engineers who basically work for minimum wage full time doing freelance work because that is all they can find

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          Ok so a software engineer needs 3 or 4.

    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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      Imagine that driver working an only fans account while driving.

      • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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        anything’s possible with self driving cars

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      That’s startup life. Dude might be rolling in it in a couple years and it’s a decision. Feel bad for the non tech workers around the bay

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        Clown town libertarian take.

        • Draces
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          Lmao yes, telling you to feel bad for non tech workers in the bay area makes me libertarian

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        You could work for a startup that still pays a livable wage so you don’t have to do something this reckless. That is an option.

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        might be rolling in it in a couple years

        Doubtful given 70-90% of startups fail.

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          might

          Yeah it’s risky. People do it multiple times though and one success pays out. It’s a risky choice that I wouldn’t make but I understand why people do

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          he did say “might be” 😅

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            Everyone who plays the lottery might be a millionaire too

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        likely not tho.

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        Not sure why this is downvoted. It’s a lifestyle choice that is a genuine choice. You don’t have to live in SF if it’s not for you.

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          Yeah I don’t get it. You can also work for established companies where you get steady income instead of volatile stocks but you’re not going to be able to retire super early with a work life balance that way

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    Do NOT let me do this, I will actually be rage-merging on the road. “LFGTM 😡” bypass branch protection rules

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      force push to master

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    “I swear this shit only happens in SF”

    He says it like that’s a good thing?

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      Nah. That’s a turn of phrase. I.e. only this Backcountry shithole would have crazy people like this.

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    It’s worth mentioning that this guy and the “Uber driver” works in the same company

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    What’s SF?

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      San Francisco, bay area is notorious for technology and tech nerds

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        Thanks!

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      Speculative fiction, situated feminism, string figure… https://sarahetruman.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/SF-Haraway-English-Truman.pdf

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    I’m not sure if that is impressive or terrifying.

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      Personally, I find it depressing.

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      ¿Por qué no los dos?

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    He’s checking in code for FSD.

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    This is the sort of engineer getting wholly replaced by Copilot

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