• khannie
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    Free speech, baby! He was hilarious though in fairness. I doubt any of them don’t roast the others similarly.

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      The military always has jokes about other branches

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        I got a good one from a Navy guy. Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected. Another gem was You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

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    Yeah, I’ve been watching this guy on youtube, pretty funny. I wonder if he’s right about the Coast Guard being called Beach Boys.

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      Police want to be there, brutalizing civilians. When you insult what they’re doing, you ATTACK their ENTIRE WAY OF LIFE

      The National Guard just wants to be at the nearest strip club, collecting mental material to brutalize their meat with later. When you insult what they’re doing, they probably agree with you, lmao

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      I guarantee you the part time, “do it for the bennies” soldiers don’t wanna be there. Ask me how I know

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        When I was looking at joining the Army Reserves (our equivalent) I was hoping I’d get to do some real good, like domestic disaster relief. I never did join, though.

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      It was really throwing me for a loop as well. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard Tom Green so I was like surely it couldn’t actually be him right?

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    Yeah, I’ve been watching this guy on youtube, pretty funny. I wonder if he’s right about the Coast Guard being called Beach Boys.

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      Yeah, I’ve been watching this guy on youtube, pretty funny. I wonder if he’s right about the Coast Guard being called Beach Boys.

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    Am I the only one left who hates closed caption? These particular videos are too fast. How can I view it with sound instead?

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      What a shit take.

      Learn to read faster.

      Don’t read them and just unmute the video.

      CC are important for people who can’t hear.

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        I couldn’t figure out where to find the unmute. I was clicking on the video to try and listen to it. But in order to unmute I had to get out of full screen and find the button in the white space not connected to the video. There are still things I’m learning to do with this app and lemmy.