The institute steals the real toaster and replaces it with an identical clone while they make gorilla toasters instead of helping the commonwealth.
The Brotherhood steals the toaster (or the toaster’s tech?) and keeps it for themselves so civilians can’t get this horribly dangerous technology
The railroad saves the toaster which is conscious and sentient and is horrified with the reality of its situation, wipes its memory and releases it while their agents get vaporized by the Institute’s synth toasters.
Old World Blues has Toaster an angry toaster who will burn the world in atomic fire. A second time I don’t really have much to say about the light switch you can flirt with light switches but it’s Old World Blues that’s just scratching the surface of the weird stuff in that DLC. Still loved the weirdness of it all
Don’t forget the horny seed bank, or the paranoid cuptron, or the femcel stealth suit, or the horny brain in a jar. Now that I think about it, that dlc was basically all the horniness that could’ve been in the other DLCs condensed into a single one.
The femcel stealth suit was so goddamned funny, holy shit.
I actually had to stop using it because it kept causing me to crack up laughing while trying to be sneaky beaky… which I am sure was the entire point but goddamnit lol.
Not now babe, I am trying to be quie- Fuck!
The Minutemen: Another settlement needs your toast!
That toaster is my favorite character in all of Fallout.
Howdy doodly-doo! I’m Talkie, Talky Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie’s the name, Toasting’s the game. Hey, does anyone want any toast?
No? How about a muffin?
