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      It really gives new meaning to the Newsboys song “God’s Not Dead.”

      Eat it, Nietzsche.

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    *Enters a new space

    Multipurpose Room B

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    at a strip mall where it’s surrounded by Mediterranean and Asian restaurants, a liquor store, and a mobile phone repair shop.

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    Not all protestants are boring like that. This has very “so-called ‘non-denominational’ protestant” energy to it. Quite different from an Anglican, or Calvinist, or Presbyterian, or Methodist church.

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      Episcopalianism is basically just Catholicism where the pastor is (openly) gay.

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      It’s not about being boring. Protestantism came into existence out of protest, because the Catholic church was accepting money to lower the punishment for sins.
      Without this money, you’re less likely to build elaborate cathedrals. But I imagine, it’s also a matter of not wanting to indulge in the same gluttony as the Catholic church.

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        Sure, but there’s a big difference between an austere Calvinist church and fold-up chairs in a rented hall often used by so-called “non-denominational” (a term I absolutely hate, because it’s just a lie) churches.

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    Mormon Dark Souls: slight variations of the same map over and over. And you take damage from the scratchy carpet walls. Boss level maps are different and cool but everyone’s dressed like bakers for some fucking reason.

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    The Kingsman church fight scene was actually just concept art for the most horrendous mob fight From has ever devised

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        Very cool.

        I’m sure it’s basement is just as terrifying as every other Lutheran church basement.

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    Tweet by Sofia “Buff Girlfriend” @sofiabuffgf:

    They should make protestant Dark Souls where instead of cathedrals it’s just like regular rooms with folding chairs

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    Carrying multiple chairs requires a minimum STR of 18 but every maiden refers to you as “that strong guy” for the next meeting.