You don’t get to be a superhero without defying public conventions… of porcelain placement and toilet flush preference.
AgentOrangesicle
I’m a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a habit of learning from my mistakes.
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Pragmatic. You don’t have to do lab work to dress your dog in silly costumes. You should just do it because.
I mean, everyone in Dark Souls is already like crazy old, so there’s that.
AgentOrangesicleto
Left News Wire@ibbit.at•Iran accuses US and its European allies of weaponizing IAEA
1·2 days agoOh! I read, “weaponizing IKEA”, but this makes a lot more sense.
I’m sure there’s a turkey furry out there with a vore fetish.
AgentOrangesicletoPolitical Memes•I cant even make up corruption this blatant. My imagination is not this stupid.
1·3 days agoI agree that we’re fucked up beyond belief in the States. If the matter is forfeiting our wealth for free, yeah, it’s going to give up our economic security… but it’s not going to make us better off. There’s something wrong with every current government, right? But we have to agree that some are better than others.
AgentOrangesicletoPolitical Memes•I cant even make up corruption this blatant. My imagination is not this stupid.
2·4 days agoYeah, but Mandarin is hard to learn.
Much like capitalism, competition is important between systems of government until we get it right. Capitalism obviously isn’t the right system, but China abuses the shit out of ethnic minorities as well (Uyghurs in the news most recently).
Maybe we should all live in Norway. I hear they’re chill.
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General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•That time of year people
7·5 days agoI found a knife in the woods of Mt. Hood and refurbished it for my friend that "never had a good kitchen knife.’ It might have previously been used for murder, but that’s a good man gift, if you grind it up real nice and recreate the pommel correctly, it’ll do true to you.
AgentOrangesicletoPolitical Memes•I cant even make up corruption this blatant. My imagination is not this stupid.
222·5 days ago*Other than China being able to reverse-engineer our military tech? I mean, they probably have our building schematics through other means, but isn’t that the main faux pas?
I watched my friend play Mall Simulator, and in spite of it not being graphically intensive, the game breaks down when there are too many assets in the world. Absolute respect to the people that optimize games.
But Clair Obscur, tho.
Like, damn.
Now we’re talking. I don’t want to be an apologist for anyone involved in corruption, but I don’t want to people to fall into inaction by believing that both parties are the same. We’ve got to be active.
Our agency as a collective relies on voting. Nullifying or invalidating the worth of the democratic party is antithetical to the means of the many. It’s obvious which party wants for collectivism.
I know it’s disheartening to believe in Democrats because they’re also harvesting money from private interests (or making big money in the stock exchange with prior knowledge of events to unfold), but Republican sentiment is now, “burn everything to the ground”, which doesn’t sound bad until you realize that the new government will be the same old white guys that abused us before, but WAY more powerful.
Yeah, I just want to get people on the same page before we go French on the oligarchy.
No society should expect it’s people to maintain such a life. You are a victim of a social disease in which resources are shunted upward - to those that already maintain wealth.
I believe the new, “Live, Laugh, Love” is, “Eat Ass, Touch Grass”. You’re welcome, IKEA.
AgentOrangesicleto
Late Stage Capitalism•Republicans are honest fascists. Democrats are fascists in disguise.
2·13 days agoIt’s demoralizing that we have to wait out the old white men in order to have progressive thought.
That’s why everyone quit when I quit. Greatest grift I’ve ever pulled. Didn’t help me at all, though.












There won’t be Christmas, but we’ll celebrate Looferboofem and the second coming of TechnoChrist in 2125.