Am atheist, can confirm.
Yeah. But not on the bed.
Except some times on a lazy Saturday morning and they’re being annoying because they know it’s normally breakfast time now, but letting them up on the bed is a super special thing to take their mind off it. But they know it’s not a “You just get to do this whenever you want” kind of deal now, it’s invite only still. And they can’t take up all the room or start to clean themselves, shaking the mattress while the humans are trying to sleep in.
Farts are an instant kicking off too.
Utahraptor gets to sleep in the bed. They are rather needy.
Sounds like you shouldn’t own one.
I would also like feathers on my pet dromaeosaurid please
Accurate. I am an atheist and I do want that.
Less than accurate. Where is my wife’s boyfriend? Can’t have him out in the cold!
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Consensually.
Ateists want their raptors scientifically accurate - with plumage.
I didn’t want this…but now?
a need was created in me
Something has awoken inside me.
By transmutation of species it can be fulfilled or just by getting a fluffy toy
seems easier to just hire a labful of genetic engineers and put them to work on a deserted central american island
but maybe… maybe I’ll get the plushie
Open the door. Get on the floor. It’s your turn to walk the dinosaur.
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom boom
Would you also not want to have Mongo as your pet?
As someone with a husky, I practically already do. Bouncing-off-the-walls energetic, obstinate to a fault, r̷̖̦͑͑͜é̴̢̝ͅǎ̴̚͜͝d̵̡̳̥̀ị̷̕l̴̦̹̰̀̔̂y̴̧̫̓͝ ̶̗̠͊a̵̩̬͆̉t̵̛̩͆̚ṯ̸̘̯͐̌̀å̶̼͚̐̚c̵̙̞͑k̵̡̪̎́͜s̵̡̙̭̍ ̷̭̩̭̽̀̀a̸͕̎͝n̵̞͆̎͝d̵͙̓͐͜͝ ̶͓͂̊ḓ̶̓ȩ̷̞̓̇v̸̢̤́̓͑ǫ̸̥͓̏ụ̵̙͍͒͗͠r̸̪̞̙͌s̷̡͎͍͊ ̷̹͙͐m̴̨̨͚̄̂y̶̹̮͋̓́ ̶̛̭͙̹̓̑e̷̡̓̽ň̵͍̒e̸̢͔̓͛m̵̄ͅi̴̥̱̼͆͘e̵͉̬̓̋ͅs̶̞̥̬̊.̵͓͈̼̈́
GSD actually have a time know as the velociraptor phase
My house still has parts of it eaten out by this utter bastard
Aww, precious baby! My boy is actually really nice. He’s only part husky, and must inherited his more mellow traits from his Akita side. He’s certainly no Mongo, but I’m also no Princess, so it works.
And how cute would those velocibears be? Ursaraptors? Bearsaurs?
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I mean HONESTLY!😾
I said Mongo, not Princess Donut.
Godammit, Donut 🐱😣
It makes me very very happy to find a Dungeon Crawler Carl reference out in the wild.
This is an outrage!
I mean, if the package includes a Velociraptor that actually cuddles instead of opening doors and hunting me, then sign me up.
It can do both. So always keep a squeaky toy on hand.
Why does the right wing spend so much time worrying about what other people are doing? Is it because they have so much guilt in their own lives?
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Yeah and TBF I’m pretty sure a lot of “right wing” folks would love to have a pet dino.
But they’d get a Tyrannosaurus to go with their Rottweilers and then tell people “don’t worry, he’s friendly” just before it bites some kid’s head off
“Conservatism has exactly one proposition, to wit: there is an in-group group in which the law protects but does not bind, and there is an out-group in which the law binds but does not protect.”
I’m sure I didn’t quote that properly, but you get the point.
When viewing reality through the lens of life being zero-sum, if one is not policing others, they are being policed. Add xenophobia and fear of others who are noncomforming and you end up with someone who feels the need to judge everyone around them.
Naaah, needs more feathers on the good boy.
Just make that dinosaur minipig-sized and you have a deal.
Let me tell you about:
YES.
Thank you.
I love learning about dinosaurs. My favorite is the Ankylosaurus. What’s yours?
- Yutyrannus ( basically a feathered Tyrannosaur)
- Borealopelta ( an absurdly well preserved Ankylosaur)
- Pachycephalosaurus
- Parasaurolophus
- Spinosaurus
Those are some of my favourite dinosaurs. If you want to learn about dinosaurs, give „Terrible Lizards“ a listen.
Awesome, thank you for the info!
My fave used to be Plesiosaur, because I was mad into cryptozoology stories as a kid, and Nessie and Mokele Mbembe are (according to legend) potentially dinosaurs who survived the meteor.
But I no longer believe that, and am a little annoyed that my schoolteachers didn’t teach me a little extra skepticism.
Man: “I consent”
Woman: “I consent”
Announcer: “Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?”
Rawr :3
The Velocipastor (real movie btw)
Velocesus
I have learned nothing whatsoever from Jurassic Park and am attempting to recreate dinosaurs. Blue, here I come!
Just don’t hire Newman.
8O
Fuck yes! I want a pet raptor!
