Luckyy to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square293linkfedilinkarrow-up1266arrow-down119file-text
arrow-up1247arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square293linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareutopia_dig@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65arrow-down1·2 years agoThe ability to stop pooping for three days.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 years agoYou have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
minus-squareGazumbolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·2 years agoBut when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoOr just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
minus-squareLinutolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoThis is very healthy and has no possible downsides.
minus-squareJesusTheCarpenterlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoYou have tk participate in a mysterious and most likely kinky event.
The ability to stop pooping for three days.
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You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
You already can – immodium
Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
This is very healthy and has no possible downsides.
You have tk participate in a mysterious and most likely kinky event.