• BaronVonBortEnglish
      51·
      2 年前

      You get the dress but have to subscribe to Dress Cloud for $50/mo and if you decide to discontinue it the dress randomly turns into a 90s era WB shirt and locks itself that way until you re-up

    • Agent641English
      487·
      2 年前

      Me, hacking Adobe and cancelling all subscriptions during the oscars: “You’re welcome”

  • CatZoomiesEnglish
    95·
    2 年前

    That’s a cute dress. If I pirate it, will I get a Creative Cloud warning pop up when it dials home?

  • Chozo@kbin.social
    772·
    2 年前

    “Hurry up, we’re gonna be late for our reservation.”

    “Hold on, my dress has to install an update!”

  • netburnrEnglish
    66·
    2 年前

    I will wait until the gimp version is released

  • FiskFisk33@startrek.websiteEnglish
    241·
    2 年前

    you know you are talking to an engineer when they say

    Non-emissive material with reflective light-diffuser modules

    instead of “mirrors”

    • huginn@feddit.itEnglish
      81·
      2 年前

      I believe most mirrors can’t turn their reflectivity on and off based on an electric current.

      I could be totally wrong about mirrors though

  • CuddlyCassowaryEnglish
    212·
    2 年前

    And you can totally just throw it in the washing machine, right?

  • GregorechEnglish
    202·
    2 年前

    It’s like the dress Rorschach made his mask from in Watchmen.

  • robocallEnglish
    16·
    2 年前

    OMG she’s wearing the same dress she wore last week! She just changed the design!

  • DopeEnglish
    193·
    2 年前

    For some reason I’m not super impressed with this. Looks too much like you’re wearing e-ink panels. Call me when these are fully functioning OLEDs that kinetically charge when you walk.

    • just_another_personEnglish
      161·
      2 年前

      Each one of those scales operates as an independent display, and coordinating them is quite a challenge. I’d be interested in knowing what is driving them, because it’s surely not very portable.

      • DopeEnglish
        51·
        2 年前

        I’m sure orchestrating this isn’t super easy (however, if you treat every “display” as a “pixel”, Idk how this coding is different than a woman wearing a dress made of addressable LEDs— on the surface it doesn’t seem super complicated engineering), but it appears as unimpressive.

      • Petter1@lemm.eeEnglish
        4·
        2 年前

        Powerbank backpack lol I guess you could go pretty small with hardware in these ARM days comming

        • AnAngryAlpaca@feddit.deEnglish
          6·
          2 年前

          EInk and monochrome LCD Type Displays need very low power, because you only need a tiny bit to switch them from one side to the other, but none to keep it black or white.

          • Petter1@lemm.eeEnglish
            2·
            2 年前

            Yea but top commentor wants full color OLED screen and I suppose would not say no to animations.

  • nothing@lemm.eeEnglish
    218·
    2 年前

    And why do you want this?

    Or was this a “We can build it so we did”?