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Science Memes@mander.xyz•How i meet your motherEnglish
9·vor 24 StundenLiving the dream
He could certainly try.
It’s a complicated concept but higher wages means you make more money.
Oh I know, but the detailed description of wanting this fictional man to die feels odd.
Weird fantasy but whatever gets you off I guess.
Yup, I’m willing to disarm when police and military are similarly disarmed and not a moment before.
He died for our sins, god bless.
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•FL Governor Announces Proposal for Citizen Bill of Rights for AIEnglish
1·vor 6 TagenWait wtf is the catch here this seems reasonable.
That’s a capitalist mindset, not leftist.
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Public Health@mander.xyz•Possible Metal Fragments in Bags of Shredded Cheese Spark Massive National RecallEnglish
201·vor 7 TagenBut regulations like that would mean a 0.0004% decrease in profits! Are you mad!?!
Everything that matters to me is in that bin.
Well I wouldn’t say no administration is above the responsibility of making a bunch of government employees lose their jobs.
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Shitty Life Pro Tip•SLPT: Got a porch pirate problem this holiday season? Fill an Amazon box up with dog poo and leave it out.English
2·vor 7 TagenOh hello eBay seller!
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Fark@ibbit.at•Not news: Power outage causes doors to open. News: In a PRISONEnglish
2·vor 7 TagenWhat kind of five nights at Freddie’s ass prison is this
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Ghazi@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Women gamers boycott global esports tournament over trans banEnglish
971·vor 7 TagenI can see having a women’s league being valuable to foster a safe space outside of the misogynistic dude bro culture that’s so prevalent in gaming, but that’s a space trans women need access too just as much if not more than cis women.
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News•Education Dept. asks hundreds of fired employees to temporarily returnEnglish
181·vor 7 TagenHey, they wouldn’t fire those guys in the first place.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•What is in your pockets?English
2·vor 7 TagenThis works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•What is in your pockets?English
48·vor 8 TagenFinally a politician who supports my interests.




The reasons are quite discernible.