psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 29 days agoyou don't have to wait for passing carsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down13
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareyou don't have to wait for passing carsplus-squarepsychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 29 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
robocall · 2 months agoSLPT: If you can't afford Ozempic, try fent message-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down17
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you can't afford Ozempic, try fent robocall · 2 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 months agoSLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down13
arrow-up177arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 months agomessage-square9linkfedilink
psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 months agoSLPT: when too poor to buy food, simply collect leftovers from others in a mall food court....message-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down15
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: when too poor to buy food, simply collect leftovers from others in a mall food court....psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 months agomessage-square10linkfedilink
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 6 months agoSLPT Bonus: After this life hack, you won't care about the missing pixelsslrpnk.netimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down12
arrow-up143arrow-down1imageSLPT Bonus: After this life hack, you won't care about the missing pixelsslrpnk.netMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 6 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 6 months agoSLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down15
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man.kriz@slrpnk.net · 6 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agoSLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down13
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agoSLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.message-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1306arrow-down19
arrow-up1297arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agomessage-square31linkfedilink
x4740N@lemm.ee · edit-27 months agoSLPT: Set your phone notification sound to the Samsung notification sound so people think you can afford expensive phones message-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down14
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Set your phone notification sound to the Samsung notification sound so people think you can afford expensive phones x4740N@lemm.ee · edit-27 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
TheOrcWhoWritescakeEnglish · 7 months agoWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comexternal-linkmessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10
arrow-up117arrow-down1external-linkWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comTheOrcWhoWritescakeEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 9 months agoSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down12
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 9 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Freshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish · 9 months agoSLPT: leave extra food out for mice so they don't take your foodmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down11
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: leave extra food out for mice so they don't take your foodFreshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 9 months agoSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down12
arrow-up165arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 9 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 10 months agoSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down12
arrow-up155arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. kriz@slrpnk.net · 10 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
snek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-210 months agoShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down15
arrow-up110arrow-down1imageShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlsnek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-210 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 10 months agoSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down13
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 10 months agomessage-square7linkfedilink
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 months agoStriving to make your life meaningful?imagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down10
arrow-up180arrow-down1imageStriving to make your life meaningful?some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 10 months agoSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. message-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down13
arrow-up175arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. kriz@slrpnk.net · 10 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 10 months agoSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down12
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. kriz@slrpnk.net · 10 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 10 months agoSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up185arrow-down12
arrow-up183arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. kriz@slrpnk.net · 10 months agomessage-square9linkfedilink
