Like literally or figuratively?.. I’m gonna need lots of lube. /s
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politics •Justice Thomas Did Not Disclose Additional Trips, Democrats Say
751·11 months agoAnd nothing will change and he will continue to be the same hypocritical piece of shit that he always is…
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
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Game Deals@lemmy.zip•Steam Deal: Save 90% on Pure Farming 2018 on SteamEnglish
6·11 months agoNo one buy this game. It is abandonware. I bought it back when it came out and it was a bug ridden unplayable mess in 2018 and has not had any updates since then.
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Libraries@literature.cafe•Dolly Parton gifts record $4.5 million to Nashville Public Library
11·1 year agoLmfao I literally had that thought and came to the comments to say the same. She is an awesome human being. I wish more people were like her.
Vlad, shouldn’t you be more concerned with an invasion happening in Kursk and people fucking on their breaks, intead of making shitty memes?
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World News•China sanctions 9 US firms over military sales to Taiwan.English
131·1 year agoOh no! Anyway…
Someguy89to
World News•Breaking! Biden releases crack dealers so his son can have some funEnglish
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It’s where babies come from.
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News•House Judiciary report: Biden-Harris admin releasing known, suspected terrorists into US.
232·1 year agoNice try Russia! Fuck you.
Someguy89to
A Boring Dystopia•Israeli minister says it may be ‘moral’ to starve 2 million Gazans, but ‘no one in the world would let us’
83·1 year agoNo matter how you swing this, letting two million people starve is a barbaric act and there is no justification. What an absolute piece of shit. This is why we will never get off this rock.
You have a freezer… For just ice cream?!? Wtf am I doing with my life. I need to get on your level lol.
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AntiTrumpAlliance•MAGA Begins Hunting People Who Made Trump Assassination JokesEnglish
491·1 year agoHere’s mine: the world would be a better place with another half an inch.
Come find me assholes lmfao
I’ll sum it up: a spineless fuck.
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What does Putin’s dick taste like? Were you always a piece of shit or just recently? What color is a kumquat?
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Start with just hanging and lowering yourself down slowly.